Alice: What would my euphemism be?
Dan: She was… disarming.
Alice: That’s not a euphemism.
Dan: Yes, it is.
Closer
December 8, 2011
October 26, 2011
“Lily is a Great Dane that has been blind since a bizarre medical condition required that she have both eyes removed. For the last 5 years, Maddison, another Great Dane, has been her sight. The two are, of course, inseparable.”
September 29, 2011
If You Try To Be Something That You’re Not (by wordboner)
